Tsunami
‘Tsunami’ has created havoc across the world, and the calamity is rated as fifth largest in the history. It is heartening to see the people around in offices, schools, etc standing together and donating whatever possible to Prime Minister’s relief fund.
However, the most deplorable part is to see the orphans. Some of them are so small that they can’t even understand what change this has caused to their lives. I remember one of
the articles of the fellow blogger which says that if everything which occurs in our lives is for our good, then what good is stored in life for those kids who are now orphan.
Many teams of doctors, food & medical aid have reached the affected areas. Today central government announced for ‘Tsunami’ detection mechanisms to be implanted in sea-beds. These equipments are present in countries where tsunami is common. For our country where tsunami has affected for the first time, is it worth to take this step?
Laughter Series - Part 2
Guess Work...
On a special teacher's day. a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is...flowers.
"That's right!" said the boy. "But how did you know?" Just a wild guess, she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is... a box of candy.
"That's right!" But how did you know?" asked the girl. "Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No, the boy replied.The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
Laughter Series...part-1
In the mood of surfing more on jokes & cartoons these days, so will share a few I liked in coming days.
This one brings humour with use of English grammar.
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An Indian chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation.I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.What do you say to the solemnisation of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation.On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE WROTE :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.
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;-)
Little Addition:
SHE ended:
I Remain, Unaffected by your affection.
Tech Ppl.......
Cartoon says everything about- How the techies respond to a question...
Its True...........!!
"Better than glory, or honors, or fame,
(Though I am striving for those to-day)
To know that some heart will cherish my name,
And think of me kindly, with blessings, alway."
[excerpt from 'When I am Dead', 1870]
CopyRight..
Read this funny line on someone's blog today.
"I don't believe in copyright ,
I belive in the right to copy."
;-)
